Jeffree Star - Size Of Your Boat lyrics

J-Star and T. Mills Baby Hey baby I wanna give you some of my magic stick Uh What? You know you want it Oh my god, shut up! I gotta tell something to the girls (To the girls) I'm on a boat, b**h And we can sail the whole world Dressed like I'm a ? Gettin' down in all them pearls I could give you all of them And make your toes curl Girl! I got a little secret for the guys (For the guys) That wants to know if it's the motion or the size (Or the size) But if you're the one I pick To be the captain of my ship Put you in my ocean baby Would you drive? (Would you drive?) You know that these guys are quick To claim they're gigantic But size don't mean a thing Just think about the Titanic! Maybe I can fake it Make you think you're doin' damage Yawn, you just don't understand it! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! You told me we were going on a cruise So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la I got another secret for the guys (For the guys) Whose quick to brag and always talk about their size (About their size) But if my bedroom had a sign Like a rollercoaster ride Would you be too short to even come inside? Cuz' you know that these guys are quick To tell you that they're packin' The truth is I can't see it with some magnifying gla**es Maybe with some tweezers we can get into some action (Hahaha) And boy you got me laughin' (Hahaha) They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! You told me we were going on a cruise So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la I got her callin' me "Captain" While she sits on my ship But the thing you don't know Is that the ship is my dick I got people askin' "Why's he throwing girls off the boat?" Because they all got silicone titties And can float! Make her wetter than the ocean When I'm ripping off her clothes And we could f** up on deck, yeah Do it in the wide open Waves crashin' Really smashin' When we dock up to her mansion Girl, I know you like cruisin' Seein' Europe and that sh**! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row! You told me we were going on a cruise So how the hell did we end up on this canoe? They say it ain't the size of your boat But the motion in your ocean Boy now row (Uh uh) Now row!