Jeff - Conceited vs Jeff lyrics

[Verse 1: Conceited] Chubby made you sign your d**h wish A n***a with zero bars verse a n***a whose lines they gotta break down like Tetris See I can let clips air on sight; that's Netflix But check this, your head I will smith Arms snatching like Carlton when that TEC spit What I fill up will make Jeffrey run with the tre like the Fresh Prince Your best b**h that you call your valentine I'll break her spine and make her mine Give her the rudest s** She's the one I'll be screwing next like Frankenstein Yo Chubby, shout out to all the performers you got on the card You making moves From putting 5'9'' to Wall, Sno and Trae Tha Truth Slow it down, I just dissed you! I said I'm putting five 9's to all and n***as know the tre the truth I hate this dude, mainly because your flow is lame In the building nobody feel you, you're like novocaine The only reason you think your career is super Man, it's because it's in the lowest lane But we all know that I own this game In battling you're like a movie extra; you might be on the scene but nobody knows your name But I'ma help y'all out, it's Jeff… that's it That half black f**er, wack rap f**er who's lackluster I'll grip steel, give him the big mil like the last supper No matter where you're at, I'm that gutter Whoever think Jeff hard, he gets smacked down Wherever I'm at, brother Did y'all catch that? Cause Jeff Hardey was on SmackDown and he was Matt's brother?! You can get clapped, f**er. Long nina Or that 5 waving in your face like John Cena See we all tease him cause he's half black and half white You must live some confused a** life Like, when he get in a situation, which one this kid gonna pick? His white side lives in a trailer His black side wants to put rims on the sh** His white side wants to go to court and obey the law His black side wants to go to the court and play some ball This is Jeff's conscience: black Jeff is like "Yo sun, let's go to the club, you know, let it all off" White Jeff says "I'd wanna go to the club and hit some golf balls" Black Jeff easily gets mad like… "Nah, I wanna hear raps with beats, let us turn up!" White Jeff says… "I wanna order a wrap with beets, lettuce and turnip" See you can get burned up, I'll drop him when I see this b**h Knock him when I swing my fist And start kicking something black and white Like Zlatan Ibrahimović! HaNNNN [Verse 2: Jeff] n***a blah blah blah blah blah,"slow it down i juss diss you your name is jeff"b**h shut up nd s** it,If i wanted to here yo b**h a** rhyme i would,stick my arm up ya a** and work ya mouth like a puppet.(Now) My bars chosem quotin him black mosses.Holdem high tryna show the crowd what a real show is but nah these judges are just bad poets how i k**ed every n***a and ya'll didn't even notice how my bars go over ya'll head when i'm the dopest (ahh sh** that's funny) [Verse 3:Conceited] When i saw you online i was like"this dude look sorry"put'em in a match with me i'll have'em shook probly,i mean they set you up for the okedok this battle is like Pinocchio, just a kid that i would body.I mean forget joggin with the bars make you run go relay on you, when we watch ya battles nobody press replay for you.You when up against PJ right nd his team straight won you.It's like you had on pajamas cuhh you went to sleep when they put PJ on ya.Then you choked in that battle, that was just a sad route why yeen just back out,And in this one,but ur half WHITE so how'd u forget ya lines and just BLACKout.But now this is somethin his really gone be mad bout,i'm not somebody you supposed to out rap when you can't even get ya raps out.I mean that's,that's b'c..........oh shii man (he juss dissed you)That's what i was bout to say dammit.You must be out yo damn mine i can never f** up in a battle i'm not like you,You show your rookie level in no time, that's why i'ma hang you up to dry cuz u can't CLOSE LINES. See i hold nines take ya life away with this blika when i start to light up the sky like the big diper. Ur mixed with half Black and half White since you can't take ya pick n***a bullets like a nosey neighbors cuhh dey all in the mix n***a.But this dude wish he was just a white boy.He likes white everything in america he eats at white castle.Favorite movie is white noise.He wish he can be president so he can live in the WHITE House.When he writes he makes a mistake on purpose so he can use some WHITE out.I mean dats what i juss throw on the stands why u ashamed Jeff, you was born this way juss cuhh ur half white you celebrate Black History Month for 14 days.Really jeff that's silly jeff ur pro black nd white who are you Milcrome X.I'm the type that'll dick ya aunt have ha jumpin like a leap frog.You know speed has the most beautiful women.I'll have'em on my beef up n down like a see-saw.I would introduce your THOT to my co*k,give ha dat D raw an after she meets Dicks since she sweedish i'll make her meet BALLS. HANNN!!!!!!!