Jeff Rosenstock - Ready... Set... No!!! lyrics

I never was a drinker, now I'm an alcoholic Drinking just to fall asleep And hiding my smiles 'Cause you can probably smell this sh** on my teeth Drink it down, golden brown, my sweet whiskey You feel nice on the inside So nice on the inside So nice on the inside, so let's get pissed I never cried at movies, now I cry at The Simpsons Hide the tears so you can't see I wipe my eyes And I pretend that I'm just falling asleep Don't come around, I've already destroyed everything I'm not coming outside I'm not coming outside I've blown my only chance, so don't make me do anything From the moment it was up to us To break the rules and disobey I'd trade it all in for an easy answer To let me raise my fist and say "no, thanks" I'm a target audience, paranoia's setting in I can't have a conversation, you're just like the other kids I'm well aware that they're monitoring my thoughts And if you count on me for anything, I'm sorry but you're Totally f**ed You're f**ed Everybody's out of luck I'm just a kid and I want to get drunk It's nighttime, look outside It's nighttime, look outside It's nighttime, look outside Let's go drink 'til we can't feel sh** From the moment it was up to us To break the rules and disobey I'd trade it all in for an easy answer To let me raise my fist and say "no way" I've got to find something that's wrong with everything So now I'm all alone Forget solutions, I'll be at the bar drinking Forgetting everything I know And when the record stores start falling then it's up to us to break rules Stop sitting in your room and watching advertisements and disobey Put down the bottle, get a megaphone and shout it to the world No way, no way No thanks No thanks No thanks No thanks No thanks No thanks No thanks