I can't count all the times that I I had to say I'm sorry For wanting something with a few more bits Than my Atari Don't play a game, boy They said it would get old But sometimes boys like me are curious And can't be told no You came along and had me saying "What is this?" Your s**iness had got me ready For the Genesis Baby, grab a hold of the joystick Take control of the motion I can feel it when you __ __ Baby, you make all of the choices Other players can join us If you're feeling like you wanna Play games Then I upgraded to Nintendo 64 And your first time with a joystick Left you feeling like a Hyper gamer, nothing greater We can play all night You'd better be some competition 'cause I want a fight I don't want you thinking that I'm trying to apply pressure But the pressure makes it better Pushing harder makes it wetter If you wanna skip a level Then we'll go to level two Just beat my boss And get me off And then I'll play with you