Jeff Hiller - Crisis Averted lyrics

BAND: Crisis averted He's taking a stand (yea, taking a stand) And the best part is Everything he says is right CITIZEN ONE (spoken): "My name is Andrew Jackson and I'm here to speak with you about the future of this incredible country. These are complicated times." CITIZEN TWO (spoken): "And today we're going to need to make some complicated decisions." CITIZEN THREE (spoken): "But we're going to make those decisions together. I'm promising you transparency, accountability, and open collaboration between you and me." CITIZEN FOUR (spoken): 'Cause I'm the people's president and I'm here to be your friend, to be your advocate, to be your voice." CITIZEN ONE (spoken): "It's morning again in America - CITIZEN TWO (spoken): - And I'm your president." CITIZEN THREE (spoken): "I'm your president." CITIZEN FOUR (spoken): "I'm your president." ALL CITIZENS (spoken): Andrew Jackson! BAND: I really think that this will work We're young We'll live forever At least for one more night My luck will hold this time It always has before So I think I think it just might work Crisis averted I'm going alone (yea, going alone) And the best part is Everything I say is right FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken): I mean, I think it's a real tragedy that Jackson moved all the Indians from here in Florida FLORIDA MAN (spoken): Me too. It's a real tragedy FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken): And that's why we hesitated to move here. Absolutely. We didn't want it to seem like we were endorsing that kind of behavior FLORIDA MAN (spoken): No. Of course not. But, then, we were like...it is nice it doesn't snow FLORIDA WOMAN (spoken): Yes, it is...so, it's like, it's really great that he did that. But we definitely don't condone it BAND: Did you really think That this would work You're f**ed You won't live forever Your luck won't hold this time It won't be like before It's never It's never gonna work