When I was young an' still hooked on sugars and plastics, I slobbered over The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles And The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers— The latter because, episode after episode, they continued to save the planet From the putty patrollers and the gang of hooligan monsters that Rita Repulsa and Lord Zed kept sending down to earth— Easy money for my super-cool, super-powered saviors from Angel Grove High School