Jeff Gangwer - “...Dairy Queen it!” lyrics

The state of Utah pays me to educate and inspire the youth... ...so I impart to them the gift of knowledge, which, Oddly enough, often escapes my judicious lips In the form of a singsongy one-liner— Practical advice for the young Americans: “When the doctor asks for a stool sample... “...Dairy Queen it!” In addition to the song, I mimic the act of gathering a stool sample— So they know what to expect when they see the workers at Dairy Queen— The overpriced chocolate soft serve twisting and twirling into the paper cups