Jeff Friedl - Sour Grapes (Legend Of The Mix) lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Hildy: Wish I had one of them horses that's on a stick, put it between your legs...jump up and down with it, those are fun! Billy B: Hildy? Hildy: Yeah, Billy B? Billy B: I was perusing the interweb the other day in search of new and interesting forms of p**nography, and I came across something very interesting that juxtaposed against Aunt Mama's missionary position on alcohol Hildy: Oh, she didn't like alcohol Billy B: No, she did not, but this here fact kind of undermines that position, which...I a**ume is a bad position The key figure in her mythology, a Mr. 'Jesus', apparently used to turn water into wine Hildy: No sh**?! Billy B: Yes, and I have an idea. I'm looking around the room here I see a lot of people with Aquafina. I'm thinking if we find Jesus and get him down here, we can take that Aquafina and turn it into wine, and take this punk rock party up a notch, what do ya say? Hildy: I say hey Jesus!!! [Verse 1] And behold there was an angel And she took me by the hand Led me deep into the chamber Mother's belly underground I found comfort in this darkness As a child in the womb Unafraid my eyes were open Silent angel filled the room [Chorus] Then Mr. Jesus (Hey Jesus!) Saved our party (Hey Jesus!) With his wine (Hey Jesus!) It's the legend of the sour grapes! [Verse 2] She bade me to peer through yonder portal To heaven just before the sun And behold the morning angel Whispering follow me now, son With her light as through a finger Pointing to the yonder wall Traced a path of five directions And behold the holy star [Chorus] Then Mr. Jesus (Hey Jesus!) Saved our party (Hey Jesus!) With his wine (Hey Jesus!) It's the legend of the sour grapes! [Spoken Bridge] Hildy: OK now, Billy B, this Jesus, he sounds awful talented? Billy B: Very Hildy: Now, do you think, you know how I make that spinach dip and put it in a sour bread bowl. Now, do you think he can take my spinach dip and turn it into something maybe a little bit more useful like, I don't know, c**aine? Billy B: I believe he can, see? I was cruising his Wikipedia file, and as it turns out that mr Jesus was a very talented fella. He could not only clear up eczema, work..uh..work on your..your acne, fix retards, and get this: master of watersports. So I don't think that's much of a stretch He can not only turn your awful spinach dip into c**aine, I think we can skip right over the wine. Let's take that water and turn it into tequila Hildy: f**in A, Jesus! He's amazing! [Chorus] Jesus! (Hey Jesus!!) Saved our party (Hey Jesus!!) With his wine (Hey Jesus!!) And c**aine (Oh Jesus!!) It's the legend of the sour Legend of the sour Legend of the sour grapes!