Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck 12 Days Of Christmas lyrics

Somebody done gone to the Walmart Man this the stuff I got for christmas Well you cleaned up what ya get 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT There's twelve days of christmas I know that I got it covered look over there in the corner That's your stuff too! Yeah CHORUS 12 pack of Bud 11 ra**lin tickets 10 of Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT Man these ain't normal christmas presents No they're redneck gifts Redneck gifts Yeah like if you buy you wife a pair of earings that double as fishing lures Of if you can burp the entire chorus to jingle bells Or if you think that the nut cracker is something you did off the high dive Or if you've ever misspelled any thing in christmas lights Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for santa claus What's wrong with that I never said there was something wrong with it it's just hard to beat Chorus Well you know you can't really call it a christmas unless you go down to the penitentary and visit your momma Your not lisenin to me get the car key out of your ear Now I'm gunna do it for you again now listen CHORUS(x2)