Jeff Foxworthy - Redneck words - remastered lyrics

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times Describing what the tornadoes sounded like... You might be a redneck If you've ever cut your gra** and found a car... You might be a redneck If your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade... You might be a redneck If you've ever been too drunk to fish... If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.. If every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a Yard sale If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend Your sister's honor.. You might be a redneck If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain... You might be a redneck They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna be Real surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say "Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house." If you've ever financed a tattoo.... If you've ever made change in the offering plate... You might be a redneck We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the country.. Now, you come to the south, we have words like...yu'nt to We goin to the mall, yu'nt to? What letter does that start with, does anybody know? I like this word alot...aight That's a word in Texas...aight Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say "hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight." If you go to the family reunion to meet women.... If you smoked during your wedding.... You might be a redneck And last but not least If you see a sign that says say no to crack And it reminds you to pull your jeans up... You might be a redneck