[Intro] Yo yo, School, cuzin', what's up man? What's up with the record business? Man, I think I'mma have to beat somebody up, man, they always be bitin' my sh** man, y'know, man, just bitin', man Man, I told you how them n***as are man, they ain't nothin' but squares Oh, that's what they is Yo Schoolly, what time is it? [Chorus] Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme I heard you was out there bitin' my lines And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man How the f** didja get so cool, man Never ever seen you play no fool" Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and (x2) [Verse 1] MC Schoolly D, and I'm on the beatbox I've never had a party that I cannot rock And every baby girl thinks she's gettin' the world I've never made a tune that wasn't too cool Never been stopped next to T O P For him to try to f** with MC Schoolly D 2 Dolla b**hes on my kitches s**ah MC's taken out with the dishes Rhymes so delicious, raps so vicious Buy me a wife to do my dishes I keep ya in stitches Ya hangin in kitches No itch, no ash, no crust, no b**hes I eat sandwiches My best brand b**hes Based on fact, not based fictitious [Chorus] Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme I heard you was out there bitin' my lines And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man How the f** didja get so cool, man Never ever seen you play no fool" Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and (x2) [Verse 2] F-U-C-K-I-N-G Tarzan and Jane does it in tree Adam and Eve, birds and the bees Everybody do it but the s**ah MC's Roxanne did it to UTFO About a s**a n***a down callin' a ho I say baby doll, can ya meet me in the black? We do it from the front, and we do it from the back But don't, don't do it, cuz n***as are sly They ain't got no job, they be down with the mob And the only thing you'll doin' But the only thing you'll get is burn, baby burn [Chorus] Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme I heard you was out there bitin' my lines And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man How the f** didja get so cool, man Never ever seen you play no fool" Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and (x2) [Verse 3] Baa baa black sheep was a little who*e Can't run hack cuz she gave herself some more Give her a dollar, to make her scream and holler Put my head under the bar and she made me wanna call Reachin' in my pocket, and pulled out my gun Shot her pimp in the head, motherf**ah fell dead But now she's in jail in a ten year bed (Scratching: That's- That's- That's- That's Fresh! ) [Chorus] Lookin' at my Gucci, it's about that time For MC Schoolly D to start hummin' a rhyme I heard you was out there bitin' my lines And if I catcha boy, yo' a** is mine You always in my face sayin' "Schoolly School, man How the f** didja get so cool, man Never ever seen you play no fool" Cuz I use that microphone like a plumber use a tool 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, and (x2)