Jeff And Maya Bohnhoff - Hangin' Out at Cheers lyrics

Sitting on a bar stool, ambition fading fast. So you grab a bunch of pretzels and try to make them last. Hiding out from Vera, your ever-patient wife. Sometimes a warm stool at the bar is better than a life. Are you hangin' out at Cheers? Wastin' a lot of time. Are you soakin' up the beers? Did you just drink one of mine? You've been telling us you're a genius since you've been coming here. A civil servant savant who loves his mom and beer. Someday you'll find a woman who will treat you like a man. She'll get the arcane knowledge we don't understand. Are you hangin' out at Cheers? Wastin' a lot of time. Are you soakin' up the beers? Did you just drink one of mine? Well we've watched a lot of TV and we've spent a lot of time. That trip we made to Hollywood is etched upon my mind. I recall that night on Jeopardy when you went down in flames. Claven king of trivia - now everybody knows your name. Are you hangin' out at Cheers? Wastin' a lot of time. Are you soakin' up the beers? Did you just drink one of mine?