Eldorado, with your seats like hard benches You've been emitting black stenches For so long now. And it's a hard ride, on your tires for all seasons. An old Caddy squeezin' out a few extra miles. Don't you try to burn unleaded boy It'll overheat you if it's able You know that premium is always your best bet Now it seems I've heard some loud pings Coming from your big block V8 As you're pa**ed on by some little red Chevette. Eldorado, you ain't getting' no younger Your paint and your muffler Are rusting away. And a clear coat, oh a clear coat Well that's just some people talkin' Your hell is shocks that bounce you home all the way. Do your feet get cold when it's smog check time? Your spark won't glow and your pistons whine And your vinyl just keeps cracking day by day. Your transmission's lost its highs and lows Ain't it funny how the fluid flows away? Eldorado, with your time worn suspension And Corinthian leather Oh what a fate. It may be raining But there's a ragtop above you You'd better let some tow truck shove you Let some tow truck shove you You'd better let some tow truck shove you Before it's too late.