Jeff And Maya Bohnhoff - Infomercials lyrics

Watching infomercials, give that line a call. Watching infomercials, stuff you won't find at the mall. Got some hair remover, got some magic beans. Seven years of payments, livin' way beyond your means. When you order things on a payment plan, Then you suffer. Infomercials ain't the way. Watching infomercials, curing wrinkled face and hands, Solving non-existent problems, do all that you can. Keep me in a daydream, sales pitch goin' strong. You don't wanna save me. Sad is my song. When you order things on a payment plan, Then you suffer. Infomercials ain't the way. Watching infomercials, got lots more to tell. Watching infomercials, Popeil has junk to sell. Got some hair remover, got some magic beans. Seven years of payments, livin' way beyond your means. When you order things on a payment plan, Then you suffer. Infomercials ain't the way.