One, two One, two, f** you One trick pony One trick is all I got And if that trick is lame Well I guess the pony should be shot I've seen tonight Metal's not dead Wish that it'd die I never learn, never change Stupid brain Well, i'm a glorified monkey Without the glory I shot conornel mustard In the conservatory I've seen tonight Metal's not dead Wish that it'd die I never learn, never change Stupid brain Well, good luck 'Cause i know you're gonna need it A good record collection is no garuntee One trick pony I just don't wanna learn Notes and chords, well None of my concern One trick pony is my middle name Everything sounds the same Play it again, well goddamn One trick pony You may have already guessed I won second prize in a beauty contest I've seen tonight Metal's not dead Wish that it'd die I never learn, never change I got a stupid brain One trick pony I just don't wanna learn Notes and chords None of my concern One trick pony It's a little lame Everything sounds the same