JBrave - JBrave's Interlude lyrics

[JBrave] Ladies & Gentlemen, hello! Welcome, you are at the halfway point It's halftime, ladies & gentlemen! Too bad that you're the Detroit Lions going up against the Green Bay Packers And right now you're down 28-0 & Calvin Johnson Jr. is out of the game due to a broken hand So, pretty much you gotta go throughout the rest of this mixtape trying to throw pa**es to Titus Young, Nate Burleson, & Golden Tate So, you might get a pity field goal, I don't know Now, I know what you're thinking, "Hey, wait a minute!" "Mr. Announcer Man, Mr. JBrave, some of those lines were good!" No, it wasn't! Have you heard Orange Lazarus? I wish I had one right now just so that way I could get a brain freeze to get out of doing this! He was like "Oh, I do a backflip on a sandpaper mattress, made up of rat piss & cat sh**" Oh my God! That is like, the grossest thing I've ever heard! And that is one of the weirdest fetishes I've ever heard from a man! And then he wants to talk about in one of his other songs, he hears you talking sh**, but never see you act like like VAs Well, let me tell you something, good man! As a person who's trying to become an actor myself, I can tell you something Steven Blum & Carlos Alazraqui would to have a certain word with you And by "word" I mean "A fu*kING BEATDOWN" And you know what? I will join in Baby, I'll look like Ness PSI rocking up in this b**h! Now, if there's one thing that anybody else who's listening should know The good thing is is that you're halfway though The bad news is- [Kris James] OK, alright that's enough from you cause I'm not- I-I'm just not doing this, alright? I'm not doing this with you anymore, alright? I'm shutting it- I'm shutting it all down Shutting it all down Just... IT'S DONE!