JB And The Moonshine Band - Perfect Girl lyrics

All alone the other I get to drinking and thinking about the woman of this old world Well I known quite a few but between me and you I ain't never met the perfect girl They either ain't that fun or way too young or they ain't got a lick of sense Well I dunno if she exist but I'm making up a list that I'm checking 'em all against [Chorus] She gotta be five foot eleven She smells like heaven She was born in eighty six or maybe eighty seven She got full intention of getting her P.H.D She got some big ol' b**bies A countrified booty She's a certified bonified cold blooded cutie If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be Won't you tell her bout me Well I don't mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky and I'm looking for a perfect fit I want a smoking hot honey with a whole lot of money who's favorite thing is sharing it Well you can't really miss her hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be You'd be a real life saver if you do me one favor and put in a good word for me [Chorus] You can tell her that I'm all alone and to call me if she would You can tell her frickin anything as long as it's all good [Chorus]