Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince - Charlie Mack lyrics

[Fresh Prince] Everywhere we go downtown or to a show We have two necessities Charlie Mack and our limo He's feared by s**ers yet he's loved by kids Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie Mack He is our homeboy from around the block He's regarded through the city as the hip hop cop Height about 6'6" weight about 290 Everywhere I go Charlie Mack is right behind me He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks He once KILLED a man cause he would not let go of his Eggo Apollo Creed is a su*kER, Charlie Mack could beat Drago He could bench about three-hundred pounds The cops all take a vacation, when Charlie's in town He's the toughest around, so everywhere that I go, he goes He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the limo [Fresh Prince] I guess you're wonderin why he's the first out the limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info so you'll know the things that Charlie can do and you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew The limo picks up about a half past six With the radio blastin our latest hit It's me, Jeff, Ready Rock, Omar and J.L. Charlie Mack is up front as we depart the hotel First we cause chaos throughout the city streets Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a troublebreaker And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a second or two, after some fools snaps Law and order is restored by my hero Charlie Mack Wheel off into the limo, and head for the jam Charlie cracks all the knuckles, on both of his hands And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed It's just natural that we let Charlie hop our first He clears the crowd without sayin a word Man, that's the loudest silence I've ever heard A lot of times guys test him, by tryin to bug He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs He's a terminator, a Hercules of sorts Man to hell with chess, he likes physical sports You may not have known before but now you know the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo [Fresh Prince] We'd like to apologize to all of our fans but please don't touch us when we're at our jams Cause Charlie don't like folks around us when we're doin a show And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get Maaco! Still you weak rap dudes tempers are hot just because I've got somethin that YOU AIN'T GOT If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to bomb me I won't get excited, I'll just say, "Yo Charlie!" You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped Charlie only hits you once and now you're takin a nap And when he leaves you decaptitated, crushed in the dust you'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us You may think that's enough boy but I think not Charlie kick his face again I think you missed a spot I roll down the limo window and yell, "By the way Eyes you'll see your girl bucknaked givin Charlie a message" I'm serious, I'm not jokin, no doubt You know how many doubters bones have been broken You may not have known before but now you know the reason why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo [Fresh Prince] Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo He's Charlie Mack.. the first out the limo In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid embara**ed and laughed at, by all of your friends And if you cross Charlie Mack it's the beginning of the end of life as you know it, you might not die, sir But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go You can bug with Charlie Mack cause he's the first out the limo He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the limo