[Intro] It's just a stupid little love song It's just a stupid little It's just a stupid little love song Here we go Put 'em up Put 'em up, put 'em up [Verse 1] Granddad fought in World War II Your cousin landed on the moon Your mother is a diplomat, Senator of Connecticut Your sister's got a 4.0 Your father's got his own talk show Your brother aced the science test, he found the cure for morning breath I came here by taxi you came by limousine [Chorus] And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down, I'll sing this song to you [Interlude] Put 'em up Put 'em up, put 'em up [Verse 2] You're captain of the football team A cheerleader's recurring dream You're on the road to Harvard law I'm on the bus to Arkansas I stand in your doorway your world looks so enchanting [Chorus] And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down, I'll sing this song to you [Interlude] Put 'em up Put 'em up, put 'em up [Bridge] And the moon comes in the window like a spotlight (Listen up, cause this is real) I sit you down and I begin to gently rock the mic (Cause I'm trying to tell you what I feel) And we're truly approaching a moment And then you lean over and say "What's my name, what's my name, what's my name?" Oh, come on Here we go [Verse 3] Hi, is Brett home? Well, will you tell him I came by? I stand in your driveway Your world looks so far away [Chorus] And all I have to offer you is this Just a stupid little love song Three chords and a microphone Just a stupid little love song Hip-hop and rock-n-roll So sit right down, I'll sing this song to you [Outro] Put 'em up, put 'em up Just a stupid little love song So sit right down, I'll sing this song to you