Jay Kila - My Friend Billy lyrics

[Verse 1] When I die - aw f*ck it I ain't really wanna die I'ma try to stay alive eating fries at Five Guys With nine wives and 28 kids - I'm a family man yo "Cuz money ain't sh**!" Hold up wait I ain't mean to say that Somebody call my accountant tell him I need my plane back It's the same cat who's been begging for a belly rub Run on Ellen's show yellin' “Hey lemme smell your thumb - - And a**" yeah I got a nasty rash From digging in the trash last week with Pastor Matt - it's true Yo plus I got a lot to do Sold my soul to Google AdSense my brain to YouTube I'm the new dude not as big as Lebowski But I'm crashing on your couch watching Curb with Klaus We didn't mean to get that misdemeanor screaming at seniors Just my penis is a bit of an eager over achiever Fiending for a slice at Serafina with my wife Tell the gossip girls I got the world - I'll stop it when I like I'm nice - so polite I gotta ask you Do you mind if I take a taste of that cat food Cash rules but nobody's around me Jumping in the pool drunk cuz I feel like drowning [Chorus] Yeah, yo yo yo yo yo yeah And if you don't know, you won't know I ain' telling you sh*t so get the hell away bro Yeah, yo yo yo yo yo yeah I ain' telling you sh*t so get the hell away bro Br-br-br-bro br-br-bro I ain't telling you sh*t so get the - get the - get the hell away bro [Verse 2] I'm at Coachella with the broke fellas Telling jokes to the doped up coke sellers I'm buying - I'd be lying if I said I wasn't Only guy to sky dive out of an oven - it's nice Living life just two days at a time The best rapper to never do it I'm too lazy to rhyme Fugazi? Well they say fake it til you make it So I started watching Taken getting wasted in my basement Felt like Jason Statham with some naked chicks saving Woke up in a haze with jizz on my Playstation Peter Parker i'm awkward as Jim's dad Still getting lucky when my girls on the rag I'm sad Well at least like most of the time The other half I'm at peace with my nose on a line I'm blowing it (Nah you good) - holding the plane hostage Making out with goth chicks middle of a mosh pit Obnoxious I just wanna be a kid again So I'm at home eating Skittles and some Ritalin Indifferent could give a sh*t if you feel me I do raps for me and my little friend Billy! [Chorus]