[Chorus] I'm too stoned I'm too stoned I'm too stoned I dunno I'm too stoned, too stoned, too stoned I'm too high tell me why I'm too high I'm too high I'm too high too high too high [Verse 1] Thought I was gonna call it quits man I took just a couple hits man Now I'm swimming in some quicksand Thinking who the f*ck is this man Slick bandit you would think I planned it I'm just smoking weed and I can never understand it And I can't understand them - staring at these two girls like “So - are you guys friends?” Life's a beach and I wanna have fun Lay around in the sun maybe do a bunch of a d** I'm so awkward what's up? I saw you a couple months ago Man they still don't know Your boy's hotter than the bottom of moccasin pillows Dropping an ill flow, shopping for dil*os - Wait, wait, I didn't mean to say that You never know what you got til its gone I'm so stoned I forgot what type of pot I was on [Chorus] [Verse 2] I love it so I can't leave it Like summer or Christmas season But now I'm mumbling when I'm speaking And still I wonder what's the reason Assed out smoking bowls in a gla** house Pa** out next to Pastor Matt on a black couch And I'm praying that I make it The weed gone Goliath I'm just tryna be like David - hallucinating Having trouble conversating with the strangers in this basement and I'm feeling way too faded (faded) My palms sweaty, knees weak Mom I'm ready Can you come get me? I don't know where I am I been gone since 10:15 yes I mean PM And now I'm here sitting in silence without any of the lambs - damn Whatever happened to the good highs I'm too stoned - so this is good bye! [Chorus]x2