Jay B - Dickhead lyrics

[Intro] [Hook - Sampling Kate Nash] Why you being a dickhead for, stop being a dickhead Why you being a dickhead for, you're just f**ing up situations Why you being a dickhead for, stop being a dickhead Why you being a dickhead for, you're just f**ing up situations [Verse 1: JayB] I'm a dickhead but you're addicted To me being a dickhead it ain't worth it You thinking I'm being a dickhead on purpose (hah) Well I'mma keep flirting Idiots got me gritting my teeth Telling me "Stop being a dickhead" It's kinda hard to be no punn intended It's not my problem you're just easially offended Well I told you so, I'm sorry Actually I'm sorry I'm not sorry Trolling under the bridge like Chili Peppers Sarcasm but witty and clever, mini endeavors To piss everyone off, advice from my mom If you ain't got anything nice to say, don't say it at all Well damn I probably wouldn't be able to talk f** that, you'd have to disable my jaw, with a cable and lock [Hook] [Verse 2: Scrypt] You can call me what you want, a jerk that's sarcastic A constructive a**hole so I stay hard-hatted Make jokes, cross lines, cause trouble, and start havoc If it moves or breathes I'm throwing ninja stars at it I s-s-slam on your stutter, slander your mother Poke fun, play with your brain until it lands in the gutter No holding me back (nope) don't overreact Pressurize your persona and then your skull won't be cracked f** your car and your house I'm Rick James A superfreak, uber mean ain't sh** changed Impractical mixed with a little bit of propane and acetone I'm here to rattle bones Pulling all sorts of cards from my sleeves, my mad hatter's on I have a gift being a prick's my six sense If my words hurt, I won't stop until you drip red As a kid all I did was ring doorbells and dip set If you haven't figured yet, I'm a dickhead [Hook] [Verse 3: JayB] I'm a dick and an a**hole, no an*l So b**h quit bothering me while I'm playing halo Driving you crazy like I was sitting in the backseat At the end of the day she gone ask me like... Why you being a dickhead for I ain't a dickhead I'm just bored Why you being a dickhead for If I'm a dick then I'm big and engorged I be sick of the calls, thinking that's all But you trying to break me down to cli*oris balls See no, I ain't gonna meet your parents And I'mma keep on being arrogant Me, I really don't give a f** Well I give a f** about giving a f** So I'mma eat it and leave it like beaver And I ain't gonna respond to your text message neither (and I'm gone)