Jason Mraz - Gypsy MC lyrics

[Hook] [We] Ain't got no dope All I got's my 40 (hey, hey) [All I got is a 40] I ain't got nobody baby, yeah That I can call my Shorty [Verse 1] I'd like to give a shout out to all my VIPs And individualize, because I'm an MC I can, because I care, because my family's here Because I (because I what?) Because I (cause I what?) Because I appreciate the mentality of music I'm saving all my sentences unless of course I'm smoothly spoken The Quiet type--the kind to watch out for No man of the clan, I'm perpetrating the scam-- Sure. I'm the boy with the Fallopian voice Straight from the sleeve of any wizard of choice I got the reason to be roaming out the coverage area; Send me the bill if all my loving is scaring ya Dare you to dream the way that I believe-- Got the sk** to go commando in any fatigues I got the best damn band in the music scene But I can also flow solo or just let it be Because of the love Oh, your self-realization is your if, and, and but But you got to know your name before the play of the game Keep a level-headed check on your health and stay sane Adjust the tack on the track, the needle's on the record, prepared for playback Sajak, could I buy another vowel? I need another clue and I could also use a towel And how goes the medium tempo Slaying all the teachers like the cla** of '84 And down low you know my fidelity's go But I would never hurt a fly with my flip-flops on I Got control I keep a clean toilet bowl-- 2000 flushes blue and still going strong Do I do what I do for the sake of the song Coming through on the radio? Naw, it's for you This is proof--my own story's a spoof I'll always be a gypsy or forever be aloof And if you never get to liking me it's okay too But you made it this far so pay your toll at the booth Yes, you've made it this far so pay your toll at the gate Yes, you've made it this far so pay attention to that Yes, you've made it this far so sing along with the guy in the hat [Hook] Say we ain't got no dope (that's right) All I got's my 40 (hey-ey eyeah) Ain't got nobody, baby (yeah-eh) That I can call my shorty ... [Verse 2] True or false? Well, I can be a sensitive man With sensible plans for the everyday woman And I can keep you eating out the palm of my hand Because the dope that we smoked was grown on my land The words I burn they don't come from a can The movie in my mind will be the winner at Cannes So take your chance, apply for full or part-time romance Cleverer the better, measure up to whatever Cause it don't matter how tall, how fat, or how small Equal opportunities are open to all The casting call the line forms down the hall All you need is ID that shows that you're legal But people with egos, a freak show, a syndrome, you best not go You know I don't need those If you got a problem that I really ought to read Then post it on the web care of R-K-O-P It's easy like me but a bit less than cheesy Go heavy on the melody and add a dash of pickin' If you can't stand the kitchen, get the hell out the heat To meet with the geek all you need is a heartbeat And to meet with the geek on the street All you got to do is know how to repeat, repeat, repeat So come on and sing this chorus with me [Hook] See, we ain't no dope [and we ain't, and we ain't, and we got no dope] All I got's my 40, hey hey Ain't got nobody, baby, yeah That I can call my shorty [Verse 3] Well, I'm type A positive and just the way I like it Right away I'm satisfied with my food before I try it Can't deny it to save my life, I'm never lying To brave this mic without the same thing twice Is actually an act to staying up all night With the mood just right And the purchase of a flight from the west coast To these northern lights It's Aurora Borealis' company that I'm tight with Despite everything that you've heard I'll admit they're mostly true and I'll be keeping my word By doing double-duty on a search for new verbs And report to work early to deliver the worm With a back well covered by my buddies of ease There ain't no way in hell that I will ever have to say please And breaking all the codes on the latest machines Well I will even let you download me for free (for free, for free ...) [Hook] Because we ain't got no dope [ain't we got what we got?] All I got's my 40, hey hey Ain't got nobody, baby, yeah-eh That I can call my shorty X3