Jason Mraz - Girl On Page 3 lyrics

Girl on page 3, huh Hey, hey, hey, huh Hey, hey, hey, huh Hey, hey, hey When I was barely 18 Didn't make the A-team Flunked out of school, wasn't cool Mom and daddy saw that I was lost And cured me out of cost They put me on a jet plane Now I'm in the UK, I'm the boss Stayed with a crazy uncle A little, wrinkled old male I couldn't figure out the reason that he bought the papers every day Until he showed me the way He turn me on to page 3 Naked beauties staring back at me Me, huh! (Hey, hey, hey) I had to meet her (Hey, hey, hey) Now that I read her (Hey, hey, hey) She's barely legal for love Girl on page 3 Please come with me For crumpets and tea Over my knee My fantasy is a girl on page 3 So I called up Rupert Murdoch Told him I was 2Pac Ready to give my exclusive to The Daily Mirror and The Sun But after we were done He'd have to introduce me to my favorite naked writer #1 (Wait a minute, wait a minute, You're never gonna believe what happened next) On came the paper's editor He swore I couldn't get at her Unless I take it off at the newspaper till 2017 Sounded like a deal to me So now I'm her competitor We take it off together on page 3 Wee, come on now! (Hey, hey, hey) This ain't no fiction (Hey, hey, hey) I got a big subscription (Hey, hey, hey) I got a personal delivery From the girl on page 3 Please come with me For crumpets and tea Over my knee My fantasy is the girl on page 3 We like to shag, watch Neighbours And have it up on Coronation street I like a sweet Eastender We blow a pound, you know what I mean (Bring in that guitar lead, come on, yeah-ow!) (Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel a slag I like to brag) (Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, oh!) She's the girl on page 3 And she's coming with me For crumpets and tea Over my knee My fantasy is the girl on page 3 (One more time, sing along!) She's the girl on page (yeah, yeah, yeah) And she's coming with me (oh, oh, oh) For crumpets and tea Over my knee My fantasy, wow-ow! The girl on page 3