Jarvis Cocker - One Man Show lyrics

A man alone is trying to hold his own A man alone, reduced to holding his own All this new found freedom is so out of sight I've got a hot date with a baked potato tonight And you may not want to see it But you had better believe it This is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Though it ain't very funny It's on an extended run, yeah This is my one man show Well it's the same performance playing out night after night (Night after night after night) So take a seat and, baby, I will turn down the light (I will turn down the light) The curtain is raised and the audience is in for a shock It's a holocaust of chrome, black leather and a tissue box And I am so glad you showed up Just in time for men and Motors Ah, this is my one man show Yeah, ah, this is my one man show Ah, this is my one man show Though it ain't very funny It's on an extended run, yeah Ah, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man And if you still treat your girl like you do Well, it may be coming to a town near you, oh Oh, this is my one man show Oh, this is my one man show Yeah, this is my one man show