Jarren Benton - Skit lyrics

[Skit] Ladies and gentlemen I bring to you myself, Jarren Benton Thats my f**ing government I go by that sh** because it's like I can't find anything that fits me but me Look here I'm just a mother f**ing weirdo that loves music You know, let me tell you a true story I just had a mo f**ing, I just had a interview at L.A. Reid and a bunch of Def Jam executives right? I'm all amped like this is my moment right? this is my moment this is my f**ing moment I rap for two f**ing songs or whatever and the n***a L.A. Reid wouldn't look at me in the eye And it was like. dont look at me mother f**er, you're not on my level yet you son of a b**h I jump on the mother f**ing table this n***a rip his f**in paper like this kid is a f**ing disgrace, get him the f** outta here But I walked outta that mother f**er like damn i f**ed an oppurtunity up So this is me startin to f** over man, f** that oppurtunity man If the sh** ain't f**in hip for me it ain't meant for me But you can't stop Jarren Benton