One night farmer Brown was takin' the air And I locked up the barnyard with the greatest of care Down in the hen house something stirred When he shouted, "Who's there?" This is what he heard There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So calm yourself and stop that fuss There ain't nobody here but us We chickens tryin' to sleep and you bu*t in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all You're stompin' around and shakin' the ground Kickin' up an awful dust So point that gun the other way And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, hit the hay Tomorrow is a busy day We got ground to dig, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all So point that gun the other way There ain't nobody here but us We're chickens trying to sleep and you bust in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin Hey, hey, hey, I gotta poop Oh, tomorrow is a busy day We got things to do, we got eggs to lay We got ground to dig and worms to scratch It takes a lot of sittin', gettin' chicks to hatch There ain't nobody here but us chickens There ain't nobody here at all Point that gun the other way And kick it up an awful fuss We're chickens trying to sleep and you bu*t in And hobble, hobble, hobble, hobble, it's a sin Ain't nobody, nobody here but us chicken now I gotta tell you all I wanna give a little soul now Leave us alone, alone, can't you leave us alone? And I don't bother nobody