Here I am and I'm back again I'm doing mashed potatoes I'm gonna start by going To New York City With your number one I'm going to Boston, ow I'm going to Buffalo Straight down the road Gonna stop in Cleveland, Ohio Gonna go to your Next door neighbor I'm gonna mashed potatoes In Detroit I'm gonna swing right on Down the freeway Doing the mashed potatoes Gonna stop in Chicago And St. Louis, Missouri Going way over on the other side And stop in Memphis, Tennessee While I'm in neighborhood I'm gonna stop in Nashville too My old good old place Where everybody's having A mighty good time Charlotte, North Carolina I believe I'll mashed potatoes Where the cowboys stay Of course you know I'm Talking about Dallas, Texas And I want you to know I've got Houston, Texas on my mind Now any of these places I called And I missed your town I just want you to know I'm coming through cause I'm mashed potato bound Miami, Florida, Jacksonville too Columbia, South Carolina too And Norfolk, Virginia too San Francisco I mashed potato at the World's Fair is Seattle, Washington Los Angeles, California Going back over on the East Coast I'm going to Richmond, Virginia I'm gonna fool you Now I'm going my old hometown I'm going to Augusta, Georgia Spelled A-you-g-you-s-t-a