Jake Sweeney - F.U.C.K Buddy lyrics

[Hook: Micki Ninaj] f** Buddy f** Buddy. You can f** me buddy. f** Buddy f** Buddy. You can f** me buddy (Chorus played repeatedly throughout entire song) [Verse 1: Diego Johnson] I had a f** buddy once but now that s*ut is f**ing dead I came in her mouth and blew her brains out her head At the funeral her mom came up to me and asked "why?" So I pulled out my dick and poked her in her f**ing eye I ran to the front and took a big sh** in the casket Now her coffin is like a sh** picnic's picnic basket Her family said she never swallowed baby all they said was lies I can only see the truth with these f**ing acorn eyes I shat a Glock today, from where the hell did it come? Sometimes I wonder if there's a wormhole in my f**ing bum In one hand I got my co*k in the other I got my Glock I think about Stevie Brock while I stare at the clock Diego Johnson in this b**h. The lead-off hitter went yard! I'm glad that my flow left everybody's dicks hard It really doesn't matter if your a**hole is muddy No matter what JG you can be my bloody f** buddy [Verse 2: Jay G] Pop rocks and s**ing co*ks My girl do her f**in in her socks I shot my load to give her an enlightening She came as fast as lightening Taking co*ks left and right dont worry b**h it won't bite I only heard of one girl losin her sight I saw the blood when I came so deep, I thought I could make her count them sheep But b**h I ain't so cheap, grab that hangar and shove it deep You see, I treat my towel, like I treat my wife If you ain't careful, it will be your life Double penetration creates total annihilation for this generation When them dicks cum together, it becomes a gay sensation I need to pee, can't you see Why everybody be so condescending to me? I just tell how it be, n***as of all colors wanna be just like me I piss gold, can't you see Young Sweeny be that n***a with me [Verse 3: Jake Sweeney] My name be Young Sweeney, I beat off all over chumps But I always be careful, I'm checking my breast for lumps I'm so fresh cuz I stay fly and when that b**h says hi, I slap my dick right into her eye Then I grab her thigh and tell her nice try, but b**h next time, this sh** won't fly Girl I see you wearing them pee n me's so why don't you come over here a sing to me While I take my dick and penetrate thee We're not like those cali swag n***as, we can't teach you how to dougie Im getting head from this s*ut underneath my blue snuggie We open all day like a seven eleven 24 hours a day b**h, we're always in heaven We may looks like otters, but look here b**h! We're like Harry Potter, we catch that snitch My boy Diego Johnson may seem like a wizard But who am I to talk I'm f**ing a lizard Gecko girl rock, baby I came in that sock Now I hand it off to my fly n***a T-Flock [Verse 4: MANIAC] I like my cream like I like my slaves…Whipped! And I like my vaginas like I like my muscles…Ripped! I walk into the abortion clinic and they give me the V-I-P Then I walk up to a fetus and begin to S-I-P As soon as I see the dead fetus My mind begins to scream “feed us” I love little boys, my favorite pokemon is Muk When I see a 2 inch penis all I want to do is f** Have u ever gone a** to a** with a dick? If you ever witnessed that sh** you would feel f**ing sick The vagina mask can make the gayest bj straight This invention allows a mouth and my dick to conjugate I sh** out dicks like my a** is a co*k factory All the gays I sh** on find it very satisfactory I'm the kind of guy who buys cigarettes for little kids Then I trap them in my basement and shoot some dirty vids