Jake Sweeney - Dancing Abortions lyrics

[Verse 1: Diego Johnson] Kiss me cuz I have never been kissed before! Then I'll take you to the ally and get f**ed cuz just kissing is a bore Back to the dance floor cuz I'm a country who*e Big old country hunks are the kinds of men I adore Some boys compare my coochie to a raging wild boar All the country boys get at me like its a war but I need all 3 of them and then I need more Grindin on hot hicks in the country music club Go home with my main b**h so she can f** in my hot tub Its first of the month time for my monthly trip to the surgeon s** that baby out! Why won't he believe that I'm a virgin! Boys cum through me like an ATM to make a deposit Sometimes I wake up and find cum on my closet My life s**s so I post a Facebook status every half hour So much cummy in my tummy the boys say my p**y tastes like bad milk. Sour People say meany mean things but I know I'm pretty like a flower Invite a couple cute boys over. Time to do it. Eiffel Tower [Hook] Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss! Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss! [Verse 2: Jake Sweeney] The other b**hes talk about her behind her back and call her a s*ut She's not a who*e just cuz she can fit 3 erect penises in her bu*t! Some boys have said her p**y is loose but I never knew why Now that I"ve f**ed it I swear it is as wide as her thigh Her pink slit is like a pink chasm It is impossible for any boy to orgasm Her p**y is like a dark hole It destroys any fetuses that either player may control Meat curtains that are never pulled shut Any guy looking for pleasure better stick it in her bu*t Her uterus is like a fetus factory Even retard s**m find its conditions satisfactory First time I saw it I threw up in my mouth She give a new definition to the Dirty South Took a swig of rubbing alcohol then poured the rest on that dirty cut Got gang green from that f**hole but yo boy had to get his nut! [Hook] Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss! Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss! [Bridge] I like to dance on the dance floor Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for? I like to dance on the dance floor Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for? I like to dance on the dance floor Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for? I like to dance on the dance floor Dance dance dance. What you think I dance for?! [Hook] Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss! Abortions abortions. I sing Pro-Choice with my ho voice Abortions abortions. I just want to party with my friends. Glitter on my p**y. Dance till the world eeeeennnnndddddsssss!