Jake Shimabukuro - Toastmaker's Revenge lyrics

When I perform, right? I'm gonna actually bring a toaster To the performance, onstage Plug it in, and I'm gonna bring a loaf of bread And in between songs, I'm gonna make toast And I'm gonna eat it And then I'll offer it to the audience if anybody wants And so people come and watch me play And they see me with this toaster, making toast They'll be like, "He's up there, right? Dancing around like a maniac And he's making toast!" To me, it's just like Quiet, everybody makes toast