Intro What's up it's Pickles Leave A Message [Beep] [] Hey, I'm calling you back Ooh she's been a b**h tonight And by b**h, I mean this rain No cabs, no where So I had to put on the wigs and the lashes And the heels and the eairh And take the train to the club And we all know That the MTA should stand for Motherf**ers Touching my Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, hara**ed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-Oh Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me I don't even know what's the tea So I hope you're up girl Cause we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine And put on your heels Cause I know exactly what we need [] Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have kiki (Motherf**er) I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey A kiki is a party For calming all your nerves We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising Few may choose to leave So shade that lid And we'll all bid Adieu to your ennui Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have kiki (Motherf**er) I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey Oh what a wonderful kiki This kiki is marvelous (Work it girl) (ewww, you know girl we were Sitting back here just having our own kiki) Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Kiki, So-So, Oui Oui, Non Non Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki (Motherf**er) I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors tight Let's have a kiki (Hunty drop her) I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Boots, ten, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve And work and turn and h-h-honey