Jake Morse - W T F lyrics

[Verse 1: Jake Morse] Woke up hungry and tired with a headache Then I went to my job where I barely get paid Working five times longer than I was asleep I wanna complain but I can't even tweet Theres no wifi and my data plan's cheap It's almost all used up and it started last week I finally get off of work and go out in the same clothes Came home spit lame flows This game blows Or maybe i just s** at rapping Uuuuum WOO Nevertheless never come less than correct Pest and I'm getting the checks Test me you gonna get checked Wrecking the best Flexing my chest You attempt to contest and got left with the rest Always impressing like I'm in cement when it's wet And some body said I rap soft But now I can't sit down cause I been rapping my a** off Boutta' blast off got em all like what the f** [Hook] My charger isn't working What the f** There's no wifi in here What the f** Motherf**er cut me off what the f** What the f** I'm f**ing broke What the f** Woke up late What the f** Hot coffee on my new shirt What the f** Can't find my keys What the f** I cracked my phone screen [Verse 2: Jake Morse] My phone broke so I woke up late I'm so broke that I'm like no way Every time I look at my bank account it's the same amount Not a single comma to be found I charge my friends gas money when they drive me around And I make em play my sh**ty songs on the aux chord Maybe that's why they're always busy I'm really not sure I spend 20 bucks a week on fantasy football Then justify it like it's a financially good call Go to college on the weekends I got no cla** And if you don't f** with that you can kiss my whole Ask my mom who's the best and she'll reply with my name But if you got her real opinion she'd say that I'm f**ing lame Slammed the car door firmly on my hand again Thrown outta the store for molesting a mannequin Now I'm on my way home my phones at ten percent Low battery mode can't save my a** now And [Hook] [Bridge: Jilliane Mortimer] What the f** What the f** What the f**ing f** What the f** What the f** What the f** What the f**ing f** What the f** [Hook]