Look me in my fancy Ford On my way to the Betty Ford Got my pimped out Ford Escort And my breasts are large and my legs are short Look at me big b**bs, big house in Spain But you know I'm under strain Everyday rollin' on everything's the same Just rollin' on in vain Look at me big b**bs, big house in spain What a pain all the fame Ex-husband with a pool and a big fountain And a double barrel name And a double barrel name Look at me my life is so mundane Says my best mate Charmaine Jane Fonda leotard and A pink bidet D'you wanna cup a tea Look at me, my life's gone down the drain Lift me out with a crane Didn't study anything apart from my nails My hubby pays the bills While I'm popping all my pills My hubby pays the bills While I'm popping all my pills Bill up charmaine Its time to lie back and get caned