I sit and chuckle and think of when I was small I sit and chuckle and think I was scared of you all I sit and chuckle and think shoe buckles And lemme tell u baby I'm Sri Lankan boy I sit and chuckle and im tryin to be humble now I sit and chuckle coz I know made it anyhow I sit and chuckle when I think of you f**ers Who I envied coz I thought you were just another lucky cow I sit and chuckle coz I thought you better Than I could've ever been U were white and clever queen It didn't matter that you thought you were better Than I could ‘ve ever Been back then you were queen – Back then, back when, when we were friends Back then as child when I could never make sense Of the fact that you share your drink with your white friends But not with me the paki with the lurgy You didn't wanna share your Five Alive with me I'm back from the past, I'm back to haunt thee Let's just see who's gonna rule this century You and Enoch Powell are gonna be a rarity Then I went out to a headbanger pub Teenage snog already hard enough Skinny white rock boy don't want Paki muff Time to change scene, yeah I'd had enough ... I'd had enough of the black, white, brown stuff So I swapped over to the heavy green stuff Daily consume I didn't give a f** I moved out and moved in with a greek Cypriot! Is it all still all of them Oxbridge Rahs? Turks in the kitchen Arabs at the bar Lakshmi Mittel is a tax-paying star If Sri lankans are cool, then Chechens ain't far