See the bird on the barstool looking for a jerk If she likes the way he looks, she'll put his a** to work And you know she's been all around the block She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock But she loves my co*k Loves my co*k She loves my co*k Loves my co*k She loves my co*k Ain't no need to change it, that's just the way it is Got to find a bigger jerk, she got to have his jizz And you know she's been around the block She's tried a doctor, lawyer, even tried a jock But she loves my co*k Loves my co*k She loves my co*k Loves my co*k She loves my co*k There's as many hands on her as the knob on the door She's such a pretty, pretty, pretty little who*e To get my co*k, she'd walk through the flames of hell 'Cause I can always tell when she's coming I can always tell Loves my co*k She loves my co*k Loves my co*k She loves my co*k