[Verse 1] Well you look like the kind who's got an eye for a bargain A kind of guy who likes to shop around Well, I got me this old heart That I'm putting on the market And I'll make you a deal you can't turn down [Chorus] Have I got a deal for you A heart that's almost like brand new And I'll let it go so cheap You'll think you stole it before you're through Have I got a deal for you [Verse 2] Well you could search the whole world over And never find another like it It's got a built in lifetime guarantee It's a one time only offer And darling once you've tried it You're going to fall in love with it you'll see [Chorus]