Jackson Heights - Doubting Thomas lyrics

This is the tale of Doubting Thomas A very devious man is he They caught his dog after his mother The feet got spat on, lebanese He's going far-beat operation To get his own back on his wife Because he caught her with the milkman Well that's what you call internal strife Mmm, yes Is this another tale of Doubting Thomas? Very devious man is he Keeps his goldfish in the bathtub His sister's strange, a sight to see Fight for theratorial waters He has a bit tiny taste of a** His wife is frying him piranha We think they're smarter with the ba** Easy now Another tale of Doubting Thomas A very remarkable man is he Keeps a canary down the toilet Just to warn him excess guests A starting pistol's in the system The trigger's wired to the chains Every time somebody pulls him They think the bird stays here again