I flew her over foreign aeroplane Rudder notches in the dirt again Swapped enough for a co*ktail mount Been on the ceiling and a foot in the ground Now she's got celluloid eyes If you lift the thrills and the room with a view Catch's up on the cla**ic conversations talking with strangers Strange situation All he wanted was a long necked lady Someone with who make her grow all gracefully Didn't wanna have to impress The good technique or a change of the dress Now he is flying northbound Got to change his name and place Got caught doing the dirty things To natives in the south of Spain She read about it in the papers Never felt the same again Went to places for a couple of days Seen walking round in a bit of a daze singing, singing, singing "Who wants to trade the scotsmans comforts?" They take her drink and then they talk to her I talk with something to ease the pain Take her back to her room again All he wanted was a long necked lady Someone with who'll make her grow all gracefully Now he is flying northbound (I flew her over foreign aeroplane) Got to change his number plates (Rudder notches in the dirt again) Got caught doing the dirty things (Swapped enough for a co*ktail mount) To natives in the south of Spain (Been on the ceiling and a foot in the ground) She read about it in the papers Never felt the same again Ahh, ahh, ahh, long necked lady Ahh, ahh, ahh, in the dirt again Ahh, ahh, ahh, long necked lady Ahh, ahh, ahh, in the dirt again