If I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two I'm crazy 'bout a mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road The girl I love, I stole it from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again 'Cause she knew he had a mercury, she knew he had a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road Hey, now mama, you look so fine Ridin' 'round in your mercury 49 I'm crazy 'bout a mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road My baby went out, she didn't stay long She bought herself a mercury, came a cruisin' home I'm crazy 'bout a mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road If I had money tell you what I'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two I'm crazy 'bout a mercury, I'm crazy 'bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road I'm gonna buy me a mercury and cruise it up and down the road