Jacksfilms - All I Want for Christmas is a Girlfriend lyrics

[Intro: Spoken Word] Hey Santa, It's me again. This Christmas, I don't want a Wii- I already have one of those, it's awesome. You see, Santa, This year's a little different... [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend I'm single and lonely, in case you can't tell I don't want nothing but a girlfriend Oh Santa, can't you help me- I'm desperate as hell! [Verse 1] You know I've been so good this year, I'm sick of my friends calling me queer And chicks are supposed to dig guys in frats I'm looking for the girl next door But more than willing to settle for A girl who's just a little flat And now that the time has come, I think I deserve my Wonder Woman! [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend I'm single and lonely, in case you can't tell I don't want nothing but a girlfriend Oh Santa, can't you help me- [Spoken Word] Ukulele solo [Sweet ukulele solo] [Verse 2] I'm very picky, my girl's got to be good So here's my list, just so you know what's understood 1. You must be single 2. Gotta be female 3. Uh... You know what? That's good enough [Chorus] All I want for Christmas is a girlfriend I'm single and lonely, in case you can't tell (I'm so goddamn single) I don't want nothing but a girlfriend Oh Santa, you fat ba*tard I'm desperate as hell [Outro] Be my girlfriend Be my girlfriend Be my girlfriend Please don't be my girlfriend All I want for girlfriend is a Christma- [Outro: Spoken Word] Oop! Did I just switch girlfriend and Christmas? Alright, let's go back and fix that. What? We can't? So what, this is going to stay in the final Fine Merry Christmas Happy Hanukkah Have a great Boxing Day What the hell is Boxing Day? I don't, I don't even think that's a real holiday It's fictitious