Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton Got yourself a problem He can Alexander handle it Lost 150 pounds Alexander damn he thin Never lost a single fight Alexander champion Has a love for weird guitars Alexander mandolin Wishin' he could go to sleep Alexander Ambien Lives in a department store Alexander mannequin Breath is smellin' kinda' whack Alexander hand ya mints Sees something he doesn't like? He Alexander banning it Loves The Office way too much Alexander Pam and Jim Alexander Hamilton Alexander Hamilton Recently became a saint Alexander hasn't sinned Favorite Sith Lord in the world Alexander Anakin Has a very lovely smile Alexander handsome grin Transitioned to a woman, now he Alexander man again Knows two songs by Eminem Alexander Stan and Kim Totally skipped lunch, I want an Alexander sandwich What you want on your footlong? Alexander ham and swiss Yo, he'd make a good president Alexander candidate Really need some liquor now Alexander hand me gin Doesn't get enough sunlight Alexander tanning bed This costume cost a jillion dollars Alexander damn he rich Used to watch the old school Jack Alexander Handypen Elton John's his favorite artist Alexander Candle Wind Yo, I dedicate this song to Alexander Hamilton, the greatest president in the wooorrld