Welcome back to the land of r- reality Wait, let's get it again with a little more personality Welcome back to the land of r-reality Great now, say I want the world to see the real me Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family I heard they hired us our own attorney No conflict of interest there, don't you worry Look over there at the Hollywood sign Sign, sign right there on the dotted line Pretend you're dating. It's great for ratings Look into the camera. America's waiting [Chorus] Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land that you see on your screen Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land of reality I feel a little under the weather We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better No such thing as a winner or a loser Everyone's a winner said Every producer It ain't our call, it's America's honey It's not our decision, but your time is our money We need more energy. We need more ratings Dance for the camera. America's waiting [Chorus] Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land that you see on your screen Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land of reality In the La La Land of reality Lights and camera Cut, that's me, Just like that like one, two, three Take all of your clothes off please We're gonna need 'em back for the finale Someone call security, and escort her out to the street You should probably call an Uber. It might be hard to get a taxi (taxi, taxi, taxi) [Chorus] Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land that you see on your screen Everything ain't always what it seems In the La La Land of reality In the La La Land of reality