[Intro] Right yo, Dylan Brewer yeah Big up Josh Shout out Pickering f** Afghan Freestyle business [Verse 1: Dylan Brewer] Yo Afghan Dan ain't no mad man Me and Little T gonna rush his nan Yo Saul, tell this guy Who's this gimp with a wonky eye I don't know but his lips are dry He's so black, he's so white That's so f**ed but it ain't no lie I rep Brunswick 'till I die That's how it is, that's how it is Why have you got kids in your vids? Dirty paedo that's what it is Bullied in pen, that's what it is What, what what Danny Martin will get licked straight on the spot Thinks he's sick but we know he's not Bullied in pen, that's what's what Dirty prick with the afro top Stop going on like he got bare gwop If you did then man'd get robbed Why are you trying to spit like Sox And you belong in Fleetwood Docks And your dad's got a corner shop And your mum is blazing gwop She is white but you are not She is white, but you are black That don't make sense, hashtag mismatch [Verse 2: Little T] Yeah Afghan Dan, f** you yeah Look, yo If you believe in Jesus I'll crucify Get a pencil, I'll stick it in your eye When I see you it's gonna be like a drive by Look, wanna clash me? Arnold Schwarzenegger Might have to torture this n***a This guy thinks he's big 'cause he's got a bit of squilla When it come to grime yeah I'll be the winner Iller, you know different levels, look, you ain't got the flows When I see you I'm like: "What are those?" Snake, that's what you are Put a brick, yeah straight through your mum's car Don't wanna get strummer Me and your mum, under the covers f** all of your brothers, they can't compare Me and your mum get lyrically teared Lyrically hard, that you know the b**h is gonna get par'd PPE, PPN, you got bullied when you was in pen Look [Verse 3: Dylan Brewer] Right yo, listen yeah Yo, orphan kid, that's what he is Your dad date-raped you as a kid Pay your debts you f**ing dib I'm gonna see you, you're gonna slip And f** Rico I do not skip Don't give a f**, I'm not no tit Any more cheek and I'll shag your sis I'm going deep, so deep like this Deep, so deep, your mum is a straight up freak You was on your knees You was like "Hannah don't do it please" But no, how could you do that? Violated in Kirky's flat Hit with a toaster, bat bat bat And we know you're a rat rat rat Coming at me like dat dat dat But no, how can he do that Spitting them bars like he's got a gat Your kid is white, no you're not the dad Bam, bam bam I'll come for Afghan Dan Me and Steve-o Me and Steve-o gonna go through your nan Bam, bam bam Who is Afghan Dan? You seen Steve-o then you ran You seen Pickering then you ran And your mum calls me the magic man Abracadabra, abracadam I'm in your mum, she gets rammed Dirty b**h, dangling ham Me, Cal take on Saul and Dan Bang, you're not Devilman Bro, I never knew you sang Bro, your mum's in the 'dam Jacked [?] to the paedo gang What you doing with a paedo fam Bang [Outro: Dylan Brewer] Right, f** Afghan yeah Just seen you at the prom then Getting arrested, stripped naked f**ing nonce