Jack Sheldon - Conjunction Junction lyrics

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Jack Sheldon - Conjunction Junction lyrics

Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I've got three favorite cars that get most of my job done Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I've got and, but, and or They'll get you pretty far And! That's an additive, like this and that But! That's sort of the opposite Not this but that And then there's Or. O-R When you have a choice like this or that And, but, and or get you pretty far! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right Milk and honey, bread and bu*ter, peas and rice (Hey that's nice) Dirty but happy, digging and scratchin' Losing your shoe and a bu*ton or two He's poor but honest, sad but true Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two cars to one When you say something like this choice Either now or later Or no choice: Neither now nor ever (Hey that's clever) Eat this or that, Grow thin or fat Never mind, I wouldn't do that I'm fat enough now! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin' up phrases and clauses that balance, like: Out of the frying pan and into the fire He cut loose the sandbags But the balloon wouldn't go any higher Let's go up to the mountains or down to the seas You should always say Thank you Or at least say Please! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'-up words and phrases and clauses In complex sentences like: "In the mornings, when I am usually wide awake, I love to take a walk through the gardens and down by the lake, where I often see a duck and a drake, and I wonder as I walk by just what they'd say if they could speak, although I know that's an absurd thought." Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hookin'-up cars and making them function Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I like tying up words and phrases and clauses Conjunction Junction, watch that function! I'm going to get you there if you're very careful Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm going to get you there if you're very careful