Jack Murphy - Welcome to Wonderland lyrics

Welcome to Wonderland My god it's half past eight Who cares if you came late We don't care where you've been You're gonna fit right in A little fun detour A little crazy, sure Don't get all insecure Pardon me, but have you seen Someone looking like a queen? Sharpening a guillotine Prob'ly just as well (Ha!) She's capricious as can be Lopping heads of by decree This week severed forty-three Cutting them pell mell What a party has it started snowing? Everyone not coming will be going Do you know the queen of hearts new orders? They're the same as always; close the boarders Could she be the one, you know? Tin man, lion or scarecrow? Wait that's from a different show ALICE: Please start making sense Have you seen my walrus dear? Big mustache that's down to here Made the oysters disappear Claiming self-defense ALICE: Wait, I think you think I think I'm dreaming And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming We don't think as all we simply feel dear ALICE: Ok, someone tell me what's the deal here Welcome to Wonderland This is your new address You'll love it more or less No time to decompress It's afternoon all day There's lots of games to play Flamingo lawn croquet So please enjoy your stay Everyday it's something new Problems up the old wazoo Rumors of a palace coup ALICE: Get me out of here Answers are in short supply Who, what, where, when, how or why Cross my heart and hope to die Get it into gear When your alter-ego's interfering Self-esteem cannot stop disappearing Welsome to Wonderland Start rocking with the band You're going so damn fast Your future's in your past An author always knows Which way the story goes So tidy up loose ends With a little help from your friends Come on and sing along Join our little band Turn up the volume and keep on dancin' Sit back, enjoy yourself and feel the river flow Make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancin' We're all a little nuts in case you Ooblee, Ooblah We'd love to stay here but we really gotta go Ooblee, Oohblah Life can be fantastic every minute For as long as you can just stay in it Welcome to Wonderland Where everything you see I mean from "A" to "Z" Ain't what it seems to be Welcome to Wonderland Set phasers up to stun Turn off the lights when done Good luck and thanks a ton Ciao, baby, gotta run