[Edmond] Ah women, elusive, and secret... [Albert] Like magic... [Edmond] See their hands as lithe as willows gesturing at stars and setting tables Buried in their hair lies the intoxicating fragrance of romance! [Albert] See the way their eyes will dance like moonlight on a lake [Edmond] Feel the way a giddy breeze will flutter in their wake! It's more than any man can take... [Albert] Ah, women... [Edmond] Ah, women... [Albert] Skin as smooth as satin sheets and honeyed lips on faces made for smiling. [Edmond] Softer than the whispers that they send you on a breath as light as lace! [Albert] Everything goes faster deep inside you when they're near [Edmond] Even when they're far away, their voices somehow clear Repeating words you long to hear... [Albert] They love you... [Edmond] They promise... [Albert] See them when they linger with the afternoon Gossiping about the setting sun [Edmond] Flickering like moonlight when there is no moon Launching the dreams you dream, when day is done... [Albert] You should see my Valentine... [Edmond] I know, I know! There'd never be another For you see, when I was young, I felt the same way as you feel today! [Albert] I can't eat or sleep and I can't concentrate at all... [Edmond] Women make you get that way the minute that you fall! [Albert] I love her anyway, need her night and day [Edmond] That's why we all sigh and say... ah women... [Albert] Ah, women... [Edmond] Ah, women... [Both] Ah, women...