Jack Margolis & Jere Alan Brain - Physical And Intellectual Games lyrics

Games Virtually every mental activity which one engages in when stoned May be lumped into the broad category of games Partly because everything seems like a game when you're stoned And partly because the competition and excitement of playing games Becomes heightened And validly reflects our entire life struggle It is a truism that games, which add another dimension to your life And gra**, which heightens all feelings Will, when mixed together Create an exciting and enriching experience You missed that pa** Henderson, what happened Sorry coach, I slipped on the gra** Well folks we'll be back in a minute with more excitement Right after this word Beer, beer, beer Beer, beer beer Bee, beer, beer Beer, beer, beer Beer, beer beer Bee, beer, beer Beer Beer Beer There are two basic game kingdoms Physical games and intellectual games A few games of course fall into both categories Such as stick quiz This is a simple game played with a leader And one or more players The leader asks a question of one of the other players And if the player doesn't know the answer The leader hits him with a stick Outdoor games When it comes to the physical games There are but two things to remember Keep them simple And bear in mind the problems with space and time which you'll have Mumbledypeg and Russian roulette And for that matter, all games involving knives or guns Are out for obvious reasons How 'bout that Jerry Well Vinny, you know playing croquet while stoned Can be an extra beautiful trip Sometime you think you're a member of the English aristocracy And sometimes you think you're god Right you are Jerry Well folks we'll be back in a minute with more excitement Right after this word And now today's outdoor sport Mrs. Eileen Simmon of Phoenix, Arizona You win that beautiful all-immersible pop-up toaster And of course compliments of our sponsor A fully key of always mild, always wild, Cincinnati off-white marijuana Indoor games Listen outdoor games are alright But uh They lack the intellectual challenge, the imagery, the super-worldlyness Of your indoor games The intellectual level of the games which will be most fun when you are stoned Will depend on how stoned you are If you are very, very stoned see You might have trouble playing find your foot, or peekaboo But If you can maintain a normal awareness A myriad of games are available to you Which present new excitement and challenges Which you never would have guessed existed You know what I mean? Children's games Such as pickup sticks, finger painting, and tinker toys Are excellent Board games, like Monopoly, Scrabble, and Parcheesi are fun too But games of thought and talk Are the very best And now once again Its time to play let's make a sentence For those of you at home who haven't watched before Here's how we play A group of people sit in a circle, and each in turn Says a word, one word in turn Until a complete sentence is formed Are you ready Paddle? Let's demonstrate Gra** Distinguishes Itself From All Other Chemicals That Purport Inwardly To Euphorically Stimulate And Enlighten Those Members Of Society Which Prefer Habitually Drug Rolled Material In Forms That Sequentially Often Produce Excessive Hallucinations Whereas Some Marijuana Can Often Cost Less Than A Dose ...