J. Unit - Pimp$ of Detroit lyrics

[Intro: J. Unit] [Verse 1: G-Magz] We run a company here in Detroit city It's a pimp agency called J. Unit Fitties We're not quite legal and we're very obscene We sell all the bunnies to PlayBoy magazine Yeah, you think you're so cool by looking at Nuts? We bought 'em with our bling and we supply 'em with s*uts And ladies, we provide all the sh** that you buy Gossip about how some girl's mate was molested by this guy Well, you know what? That guy was probably Adey P Trying to get dirty pictures and a subtle little squeeze Oz Mosis is safe though; he gets ribbed Off of girls' criminal records and he looks after their kids So next time you're ready Nuts or PlayBoy in bed And you don't like the things that J. Unit have said Have you ever wished J. Unit's music was dead? Then f** off; go and read FHM instead [Hook: Oz Mosis & (MC Adey P)] We're the f**ing pimps (of Detroit) (We make the b**hes cum) yo, we're pimpingly adroit Flash you with our bling, (you'll be blinded for days) (We'd rape you in the a**) but we're not gays We don't give a f** (yo, we get money) (Don't take this as a joke) b**h, it's not funny I've had your wife before (and right now I've got your sister) (f**ed her so hard) she's left with blisters [Verse 2: MC Adey P] Jenkins catches 'em right and sh**, he knows what it's like Gonna rag your f**ing p**y til it's dry tonight He's the f**ing leader of us J. Unit pimps The man who can get a b**h cumming with a single glance at her clit I like to follow his lead and f** all the who*es Like the young, gay kid that f**ed the princess in all the new Star Wars He's there with his small Skywalker dick And she's the hot princess, chomping on his lucky, child-sized love-stick Jenkins is going by in the Jenkins Machine He likes to f** weird things, so he's full of baked beans Personally, I don't like that sh**: I like to keep it simple f** 'em hard and give 'em some little slap-and-tickle Jenkins when it comes to b**hes is pretty f**ing selective He only f**s the blondes: he's not very eclectic But it means I get the b**hes who are whatever colour I'm not f**ing picky b**h, as long as we get filthy f**ing crunk together [Hook] [Interlude: Oz Mosis & MC Adey P] [Verse 3: Oz Mosis] Hard day's work, gonna head to the bar Mother-f**ing pimp, b**h; get in my car And drink a few down; yeah, get your a** drunk Cause we going to my crib and we gonna get crunk I represent the ghetto with my business made of b**hes And when I'm done, I fill 'em with cum and dump 'em in various ditches Then go back with my camera to use 'em in my p**n Cause it's not necrophilia if the body's still warm That's a joke, b**h. We don't represent that So shut the f** up or I'll come rape your cat Cause it every f**ing rhyme, I have to rape an animal Now back the f** up or I'll get f**ing cannibal On yo' mama's a**: she won't even see it coming Like Jenkins from behind, when we engage in some plumbing What I'm tryn'a say is I'm a mother-f**ing pimp I'll fill you with my cum and blow that p**y up like a f**ing blimp [Hook]