James incurred the wrath Of a jealous woman Not long after that Spending all his weekends Trying to relearn How a young man yearns after a nurse Poor, poor James Most nights he has dreams His impotent heart racing Wakes up in a sweat Simpleton heart racing He throws back the sheets Begins to weep without much feeling Poor, poor James Desire is what makes Upright mammals human Put me out to graze Give this beast a burden Because the universe Makes much more sense without a purpose Poor, poor James